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Joshua Pompey is currently accepting new clients. Please note: All clients must apply for consideration as availability is limited.
Think of online dating assistants as the next evolution of matchmaking. Whether you are a busy professional, struggling online dater, or simply don’t want to go through the hassle of spending hours on the computer every week, as your personal online dating assistant, Joshua Pompey will completely take over your online dating life.
As your VIP assistant, Joshua Pompey will begin the initiation stage with an extensive phone conversation to get to know your desires, personality, and behaviors to the fullest extent. After the initial phone consultation, Joshua will continue the process by hand crafting your profile, perfecting your photo gallery, and ensuring that every detail of your online dating image adds up to tell the perfect story.
After the initiation phase is complete, Joshua will log into your account once a night to search for matches, initiate conversations, respond to incoming emails, filter out poor matches, and acquire phone numbers from beautiful women who meet your criteria.
When the time comes, Joshua Pompey will debrief you with any critical information necessary before contacting your date, and will provide you with one-on-one coaching throughout the entire process. All you need to do is sit back, relax, and wait for the beautiful dates to roll in while the world’s number one online dating expert provides you the life you’ve always dreamed of. Having the most knowledgable online dating expert in the world completely take over your online dating life is an experience that simply cannot be replicated, resulting in an enhanced dating life beyond your wildest dreams, all while acquiring knowledge that will last a lifetime.
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Did you know that any reputable matchmaker will charge between 15 and 50 thousand dollars for just three dates? To make things worse, many matchmakers do not actually “match you up,” despite the large fees. Male clients are promised matches, and when no true matches are available, they set clients up with any random female. In addition, one of the untold secrets of matchmaking is that many women in the database are actually recruited straight from online dating sites and date paying members for free. The women have no monetary incentive to take the dates seriously, as the paying members shell out tens of thousands of dollars. Not exactly a great deal.
In contrast to high-end matchmakers who charge outrageous fees for just three dates, most of Joshua Pompey’s clients go on three or more dates a week with people of the same background and quality that a high end matchmaker would provide, and unlike matchmaking, will have constant interaction and coaching with Joshua every day of the week.
Many imitators have emerged over the years, but there is only one Joshua Pompey. Joshua is the number one online dating expert in the world. If you truly want to find love as efficiently as possible, this is the service for you.
Please note that due to high demand and other obligations, Joshua can only take on a limited number of clients in order to ensure service of the highest quality. If he cannot take you on as a client at the moment, we can place you on a waiting list to be contacted when a spot opens. We greatly apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
To apply to have Joshua Pompey as your VIP assistant, or if you have any questions whatsoever, please send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, contact us anytime at 718-541-0358, or fill out the form below. All inquiries will be responded to within twenty-four hours.